Prosextination

Procrastinating by having sex each time you get round to near being productive.

All this prosextination is really messing with my exams.

by koydsvoilsad June 1, 2013

present past

Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.

Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?

by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014

Prosextinating

(v.) the act of having copious amounts of sex in the avoidance of productive tasks

She was up all night writing her paper because she had spent the past week prosextinating.

by Chapgrad2015 June 13, 2015

Presentalgia

PRES·ent·AL·gia
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.

b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.

c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.

**Because life is all too short**

"I don't want to listen back to recordings of my time with my family and friends with nostalgia. I want *presentalgia*-- to feel that very same feeling while it's still there, together, happy and healthy." ~S.B.K.

by ConqueringEntropy June 16, 2017

prosanta

a P.E teacher dude who is a pro-santa who's also a pro drill sergeant, often traumatizing unassuming poor DPS Dubai students

Prosanta- Be redy my boys
Students- Please sir its been 1 week since I saw my girl kanak the match is next year not tomorrow

by lil'bumi420 March 8, 2022

Porsent

Porsent is a saucy faggot that i want up my retarded ass, also take kb u fat cunt.

He is blatently cheating in a block game

He is pulling a Porsent (ill be submissive for him)

by Beating children of all sizes December 31, 2022

Dreidel presents

Another term for recreational Percocet. Originating when seemingly nice Jewish boys would hide their Percocet in fake dreidels.

Know what I've got in my pocket? Dreidel presents. We can pop em after class.

by LilCart October 16, 2018