permageek

the permanent effects of extreme long-term use of cocaine and/or crystal meth. Such effects include but are not limited too teeth clenching, jawing, rapidly moving one's lips, and jerking at random moments.

Yo, ya boy over there been snorting so long he got permageek. He shoulda quit a long time ago

by imovecars89 September 2, 2011

Permafry

A person who has taken and abused drugs for so long that they achieve a permanent state of "highness" whether they are on drugs or not. They are literally a little bit "munted" forever...

Wow that Cunt looks so permafry'd

by TinkaBell January 9, 2017

premake

the original version of a song that another band has made a remake of, often used in a sarcastic manner

My friend told me "Live and Let Die" was his favorite Guns-N-Roses song, he seemed suprised when I told him Paul McCartney had done a premake of that song.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 20, 2010

Premature

A person or animal that has not yet reached the state of puberty.

Example of a famous premature person: Justin Bieber

by HurpaderpinLulz October 18, 2010

Permagrin

A long lasting smile usually caused by the frivolous feel after a great session of sex. A great partner is required to achieve this higher plane of sexual satisfaction. Accompanies lightheadedness, temporary speech impendiment, being off balance, carelessness, blurred vision, and general sexual "outbursts"

He walked into the room with her, after five hours they both walked out stumbling with empty eyes and permagrins plastered to their faces.

by -Synthetik- September 17, 2008

Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome

One of the more severe side-affects of consistent and long-term use of online-social-networking software and technologies prescribed in normal circumtances to help cure social insecurities through a veil of anonymity and impersonal communications. Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome is recognizeable by the tendency to awkwardly send incomplete and/or inappropriate (whether intentional or accidental) messages to a fellow peer who is being communicated with. If premature enter-hitting-syndrome becomes recognizeable and persists for any length of time, sufferers should immediately stop the use of online-social-networking at the risk of further damaging their social reputation and ability to communicate with others. Activities such as meeting up with peers in person should be considered to offset the need for online-social-networking which may also offer other positive and noteable side affects such as being happy and having friends.

Premature enter-hitting-syndrome example:

Kellie: Don't tll anyone but I like Jordan
Brit: *this person has gone offline*
Kellie: 's new shoes
Brit: *online*
Brit: Omg you like Jordan? I just told Kevin!
Kellie: shit.

by Thatnameisalreadyinuse May 11, 2009

Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.

by Urbanned September 8, 2015