Prediction

Mine was actually correct though.

Hym "My prediction was that they were going to use mail-in ballots to cheat and pull off 'The most extensive and inclusive voter faurd operation in the history of the presidency' (that's a Joe Biden quote) and I WAS CORRECT! I told the 'Don't shut down the country or you're going to lose.' And then his DID shut down the country. And he DID lose. People should know better than to ignore me but, hey, I guess always being correct and literally creating A.I. isn't good enough for everybody. I think it's not being able to delude yourselves into believing you're 'good' in any way shape or form. That's got to be it. I don't know. But it's crazy! I'm like a seer! Greatest mind who's ever lived!"

by Hym Iam June 29, 2024

Predictive History Theory

A method of forecasting the future by treating history like a repeating algorithm. Inspired by Isaac Asimov’s “psychohistory,” Jiang argues that large‑scale human behavior follows predictable patterns—like the rise and fall of empires, the outcomes of great‑power rivalries, and the timing of major wars. By identifying these “historical structures,” you can supposedly make scarily accurate prophecies about coming events. It’s geopolitics meets fortune‑telling, with a Yale degree.

“Predictive History Theory nailed the 2024 U.S. election and the Iran‑Israel conflict a year in advance. Next up? It says China will peak in 2035 and then face a ‘Soviet‑style’ unraveling. Check the charts, man.”

by Abzugal January 24, 2026

PREITHVI

a person whose hair resembles a horses tail and is a great yapper.

Dont yap like a Preithvi!

by Oxford Press (London) June 10, 2025

Predictableation

Predictableation (pri-DIK-tuh-bul-ay-shun)
noun –

The inevitable disappointment that comes from correctly guessing what someone is going to do… again.

I didn’t even bother getting my hopes up — the moment she said “we’ll see,” the predictableation kicked in.

by summerrainbow June 17, 2025

Predictable

You mean... The truth?

Hym "That isn't me being 'predictable' you fucking idiot. You knowing that I am going to describe what is happening accurately and then saying what I would say isn't a manifestation of how well you know me, it's you knowing the actual truth and then demonstrating to everyone watching that YOU ARE FUCKING LYING when you describe it any other way. You know what the truth is and you are just making something else up. And then anyone who isn't willing to play along SEES YOU DOING THAT... And then they buy a police officer costume and show up at your senator's house and then shoots them in the fucking face. And then you do THE SAME EXACT THING with the story about the senators getting shot... And then anyone who isn't willing to play along SEES THAT AS WELL... And we'll see how many times your senators get murdered before you learn your lesson. I'll count for you. I know you struggle with counting so I'll do that for you. You don't even have to ask. FOR A NOMINAL FEE! So there's one 🖕"

by Hym Iam June 29, 2025

preist

someone who molests little boys

Priests are very bad and very evil. A preist will rape little boys m'kay, stay away from these creeps!

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

Predictive Pi

When both mathematicians and AI could forecast new mathematical results on the number π based on published papers and from recently awarded pi-related research grants.

Predictive pi has somewhat democrarized previously secretive research conducted by both pure and applied mathematicians around the globe.

by Numerati August 19, 2025