Peen builder

A guy who becomes obssessed with body building as a way of distracting himself from his lack there of below the belt.

My buddy Jason is a Peen builder, he goes to the gym like every day. I think he has confidence issues with his manhood.

by Omegastrike September 15, 2010

peen queen

a female who holds a strong desire to wrangle the peens of many men, often at the same time.

Friend One: I think I'm gonna ask out sadira today
Friend Two: no way, that wench is a total peen queen
Friend One: (shudders) what a dank wang-grabbing hoebag

by mahlermahler July 15, 2014

peenee

penis, male genitalia.

Often used when one is too uncomfortable to use the word "penis."

The peenee can be found in a man's pants.

by Webster New World Dictionary September 23, 2004

peen

a common word used to describe the penis

" look at that guys peen..it makes my grandpas look big."

by ak harry March 15, 2005

peenalitis

Inflammation of the penis.

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.

by la the brightman March 20, 2010

Peenery

of, or describing the penis

She better quit before I put some peenery in her life she'll never forget.

by pimpsugafoot June 16, 2011

Peenicularhomocide

When two straight buddies party so hard to the point of blackout that they wake up the next morning naked, next to each other, holding each other’s peens with no recollection of any of the events that lead to this shameful position of regret. Typically only the words “Dude, WTF?!!” are uttered upon waking and nary to be spoke of again.

Dude, WTF?!! I’m holding your peen. What happened? I don’t know but nary shall we ever speak of this again or to anyone. This peenicularhomocide will be our secret.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018