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Patrick Henry College

A recently-founded classical liberal arts college where ex-home schoolers comprise over half of the student body.

Having grown up reading latin, Greek mythology, and the Bible with their 12 brothers and sisters, many students react to their newfound freedom by studying 60 hours a week and heckling anybody who scores below a 175 on the LSAT.

Patrick Henry College is also one of the only schools in the nation with a full parking lot on Friday nights and an empty one Sunday mornings. Rather than dividing themselves into groups of jocks, nerds, and the like, students recognize that they are all nerds and create pecking orders based upon competing epistemologies, opinions on different church fathers, and swing dancing ability.

Fringe groups of cool kids, most of whom went to public and private schools, labor in vain to create an improved public image for their school but generally divert their efforts towards dodging school rules, perfecting their social skills, scoring boss jobs, or getting into cool schools (meaning top 10 in law/IR/economics/philosophy/theology).

The school where the kids from the Little Giants went to play soccer and basketball after they lost their luck and The Annexation of Peurto Rico was forbidden (the worst collegiate athletics program ever maintained).
"I was runner-up in the high school moot court championships so Patrick Henry College accepted the winner and I had to go to Cedarville.

"Did the men's Patrick Henry College soccer team lose the game?" (*you lost the game*) "yeah but only by 11 points and they almost scored once." "Ah that sucks. High school teams around that area are good."
by grandmustardtiger September 19, 2011
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Patrick Choate

Really outgoing. Friggin' hot. Very funny. Just grand. Definitely dandy.

Charming, caring, athletic, and confident. Quite exquisite.

Pat + Jash = <3
"Dude, why can't I be like Patrick Choate?"

"Pshht. It's Pat, let's be honest. No one is as cool as him."

"You're right. Patrick is the best."
by Jassssh, June 29, 2009
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kyle patrick

Replaced Eric Dill as the current lead singer of The Click Five.
Is super sexy.
by Gabby G. November 1, 2007
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Patrick Gillett

Patrick Alexander William Gillett (also known as Pat) is the lead singer and guitarist of the Toronto based band, Down With Webster. He was born in 1985, on June 13. It was he and a few others who originally started the band when they won their junior high talent show in the seventh grade. His style is a unique mix between rap, hip-hop and mostly rock. He is very cute, has a general liking for science, and is known to be quite kind to his many fans.
Jyot: "I just saw Down With Webster live in concert yesterday, and the front man Patrick Gillett is so hot !"

Genina: "Let's hope he's single !"
by DWW FAN December 1, 2010
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Patrick Wolf

He is sex on a stick. An excellent example of Patrick Wolf's hotness is his filmclip, Wind in the Wires. Homoerotic, sure, but whooboy. Come to mama.
by Melmo Head July 29, 2008
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Patrick

Patrick is the boy with nothing to regret. He lives life to the fullest with smiles and laughs with his friends. He always has a joke to share and is always making others smile and laugh no matter what. He cares about his friends and family and is honest and kind. He may sometimes hurt feelings with his jokes but he is the one person you just can't stay mad at. He'll make ya smile just by looking at him because he's so ridiculous and stupid. He is secretly smart but doesn't show it much. He is gorgeous and sporty. He is strong but immature. Ya can't help but love him.
Patrick is the funniest person ever!
Lol he makes me laugh everyday!!
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Niel Patrick Harris

cHaTTeeeRRR2001:: OMG I LUVVVV NIEL PATRICK HARRIS!!!1
Me:: ... you're a dipshit.
by Keitoisme January 16, 2009
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