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Pittsburgh Polack

A pre-coital misstep in which the penis is erroneously inserted into the anus, rather than vagina and the bowels are uncontrollably released.
I was so drunk this weekend I took a girl in the alley behind the End Zone and gave her the ole Pittsburgh Polack.
by Oletoker May 20, 2010
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Elan School-Poland Springs, Me.

A for-profit youth rehabilitation program in Poland Springs, Maine that is designed to force its own wards to actively promote its own continuation and at the same time work, guard, and punish one another.

It uses a brutally intense work structure as well as food and sleep deprivation to keep its residents in a constant state of exhaustion, fear, and humiliation of which the latter has actually been documented by Elan as a "therapeutic tool".

The program only exist due to a complete monopoly held on the child's communication to the outside world and the complete inability of the Maine Department of Education to make visits to any institution, categorized as a school, without a 24-hour notice to said institution.
Damn, I remember when I was in Elan School-Poland Springs, Me. I was forced to scream and degrade other children for 18 hours a day until it seemed so normal that I was convincing the newer residents to do it. I would even turn them in if they said anything that hinted at the fact that they wouldn't or that it didn't make sense. What the hell was I thinking?
by ELAN GRADUATE January 25, 2011
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Polansk

A occasional poster in the comments of www.shacknews.com, polansk is a Brazilian fellow well known for his poor yet hilarious English.
"polansk i think? nigga polansk for your command master zung zung daboo what u poock-me again?"
by UtilityMaximizer October 7, 2003
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Polak

Noun
poh - lawk
A person born of Polish decent or citizenship in Poland.
"Polaks have some freaky accents, but they sure know how to drink."
by PeterJOldak April 28, 2006
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poland

a very good country with some very good people
im proud to be from poland
by Southwest_juggla September 12, 2007
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polanis

Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.
"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"
by matt March 2, 2004
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You forgot Poland

A sad excuse for an arguement given by a incumbant President trying desperatly to escape his dismal record.

While a "You forgot Poland" comment seems true, in reality the event never actually happened in the first place.

A "You forgot Poland" comment is weak and a sign of desperation because even if it *did* happen as claimed, it would still be a really weak and practically meaningless point.
Person A: "Secondly, when we went in, there were three countries: Great Britain, Australia and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better."

Person B: "Well, actually, he forgot Poland"

(Person B has failed to realize that Poland was not actually in the group that "went in". Only in August of 2003 did Poland finally send troops, and it really had no effect anyway, merely a token, noncombat force.)
by Watchful Eye October 1, 2004
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