portland pub

A lesbian bar, especially one with a large selection of beers.

We’ll be heading to a portland pub to celebrate her coming out.

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

Portland Park

a place were the kids of 5th - 15th ave in the city of Haverhill,MA find home and refuge.

"Yo, lets go to portland and smoke that bogie!"

"Portland Park"

by JOFAxxx November 6, 2011

South of Portland

When you're trying to go in the front, but go in the back instead.

When my boyfriend comes to visit, he usually ends up South of Portland

by Snark_Attack July 8, 2017

portland studies

Portland studies is when you try and have a basic conversation, but everything has to be filtered because everything is offensive.

"I'm sorry, did you just say your day was crazy? No. Crazy isn't something you should being saying. Ever. This is basic Portland Studies"
"What do you mean by native plant? We say indigenous lettuce. Native plants have very offensive connotations. Read dude. Portland studies."
"To say New Yorkers are fast talkers is slightly xenophobic, be careful with that. Oh, you're from California? Fuck California. We hate all Californians in Portland. Chapter one, Portland studies."

by mgg November 25, 2018

Portland Tennessee

A small town where it's normal to be driven to school in a tractor. 3/4 of the population is made up of mullet wearing hillbillies, who wear cowboy boots.

Person one: do you see that kid with a mullet? He got driven to school in a tractor.
Person two: yeah? that's because he's from Portland Tennessee.

by ihatecountrypeople September 7, 2021

portland handshake

Pepper spraying someone.

If you come at me I'm going to give you a Portland handshake.

by That guy CP February 3, 2021

Portland Pushrod

Cracking an egg into someone's ass and scrambling it with your penis.

Tim and I forgot a bowl to scramble eggs when we went camping, so we used the Portland Pushrod to scramble them.

by spidr pig May 24, 2020