pootang pie

A slang word for sex

Damn i'm horny for some pootang pie!

by Loz October 29, 2003

Poontang

Female Genitalia, Pussy, Muff, What ya mum has that i like to fuck.

1) I'm gonna fuck ya mum's poontang tonight...BITCH.
2)I licked that poontang until it was raw.

by Mr. Issac Dick December 18, 2003

poontang

cara's sweetest honey

cara's poontang blooms like a nectar-filled vermilion rose.

by Bokeembeslick January 17, 2005

Poontang

Most people with the names of Matthew and Ryan are poontangs. They are worth next to nothing in life and try to make others feel like poontangs because the Matthews and Ryans cannot deal with being the biggest poontangs of all.

Matthew is the biggest, smelliest, ugliest poontang of all.

Ryan is a huge pooner and likes to get jammed in his poontang.

by J.K. Dolce April 28, 2008

Pootang

Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below

note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.

Tom: Man, look at that ass
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang

*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!

by MyNameBeTom January 10, 2011

Poontang

poontang, what female astronauts douche with.

The scanky female astronaut was making the space ship smell like fish , so she douched it out with some tang.

by frankenpimp May 18, 2004

poontang

the female genitalia, specifically of a small mammalian creature,eg. a rodent

the only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang
- carl spackler

by mr varner May 3, 2004