fork-poking good

an extremley attractive specimen of the human species

That's a fine mothafucka!
Yeah, he's fork-poking good!!!

by Joy, Chrystal and Tory February 28, 2005

Posing

Portraying yourself as something other than who you are.

You are not your grandmother you never met, the other people you've been imitating most of your life, or anybody else you've been posing as. You're you, even if you'd rather be those other people.

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021

reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009

Operation Pwning Thunder

Derives from a Vietnam operation known as Rolling Thunder. Most commonly used before a sporting event especially dodge ball. Or a bullying term when several beat on one.

Begin operation pwning thunder!

by megnaraptor August 6, 2011

Good Porning

It's where u wake up and do fricken porn

I said Good Porning to mi wife

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

poking the peacock

code word for female masturbation

Why is Bianca so rosey today?
Because she was poking the peacock last night.

by smackinthecat April 24, 2009

Poking The Dragon

The technical term for when you finger a girl during her period, specifically with one finger.

Dave: Aww man I poking the dragon yesterday, it was disgusting, it went all over my carpet...

Geoff: Did you poke the dragon? Or did the dragon poke you?

by Mazrb April 19, 2016