pokeyourmum

During the act of sexual intercourse with a friend's mother, you make her yell the name of a Pokemon character just before you ejaculate. The more mothers you have sex with, the more potential characters you can collect.

eg.

Timmy: ugh, ugh....Im gonna cum Mrs Jensen....

Mrs Jensen: PIIKAAACHUUUU!!!

Timmy: I love Pokeyourmum! Gotta Catch 'Em All !!

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

pokey

The backstabbing neighbor of Ness. He is a pussy and fights against Ness in the final battle against Gigyas in a giant metal robot suit.

Pokey is a fat pussy with no friends.

by Sodomy August 2, 2004

Plonkey

An unfortunate animal. This poor creature appears to be the result of some very peculiar genetic affiliations between an eccentric plattypus, hell bent on assimilating every other species and it's third victim, the donkey. The plight of the donkey as a species is now assured. The plattypus became a demented sexual fiend when it was spawned after the "original" beaver raped a duck.

"Shit what the shit is that humping your leg dude?"
"holy fucking jesusonapopcicle, thats a fuckin Plonkey"
"Your mama was a plonkiphile, you demented freak"
"That fucking beaver"

by sufhlke December 12, 2008

Ponky

Perculiar, weird, funny, but usually in an atleast semi- affectionate way.

"Look, it's Mike the headless chicken!"
"Aww, such a ponky little fella."

by Brinny December 31, 2007

pokey

More meanings:
A slang for jail.
Slow, 'chubby', etc.

I've been in da 'pokeh!

by Marty Polisbonar April 23, 2003

Pookey-Tim

Verb; Versatile verb used in conjunction with sexual inuendo

".....So I pookey-Tim'd her..."
"She was going down on me so I pulled out and pookey-tim'd all over her face"
"What the Pookey-Tim is going on here!"
"She bent over and I gave her the good old Pookey-Tim"

by Spunk Masta flex October 16, 2004

Hokey Pokey

What it's all about. It really is. Seriously. I'm not kidding. Stop laughing!

and you do the hokey pokey and you... aw, screw it. You know how it ends.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003