PORK POCKET

very large female crotch

Jane is hoping her pork pocket gets action this weekend

by SHELLY BARNES April 27, 2007

Pocket-sanding

The act of pulling collected sand/dust from your pocket and unleashing it on your foes eyes in combat.

“The motherfucker won by pocket-sanding my eyes and kicked my ass while I was blinded”

by Crackheadlover69 May 16, 2018

Pocket muffin

A muffin that you keep in your pocket for emergency calories. Essential for garnering sweet gainz after a workout when you are in a place with no food, or food that doesn't fit your macros.

Deshawn keeps a pocket muffin in all of his jackets, which is why he possesses great swole.

by Swoledonym March 13, 2014

pocket freshmen

new kids in the freshman class that are so small they could fit in your back pocket.

did you see those frosh over there, they're total pocket freshmen.

by MOK69 November 27, 2011

center pocket

a pocket located in the front of your jeans and usually lower than the side pockets. Also, it usually requires some digging and can only be accessed by a female.

Female: "hey where did you put my keys?"
Male: "In my center pocket. your welcome to go find them if you want."

by Tycho111 February 22, 2010

spaghetti pockets

The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.

spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear

by myshkin August 02, 2012

Pocket Call

v.

1. The act of accidentially phoning someone from a mobile phone. Generally when the phone is in your pocket.

Dude, you gotta take your phone out of your pants when you're gettin' it on, you pocket called me. Oh, why did she call you "nasty butler?"

by rayagan August 05, 2005