poached

Having had anal sex with no lubricant

I can’t believe you’re not sore after you poached Jonathan!

by rain coat June 23, 2022

Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

poaches

Illiterate term used for common household insects, also known as cockroaches.

"Aaron, your shoes are attracting poaches."

by oxycodiene June 25, 2008

Complement Poach

When someone steals another persons complement that wasn't directed at them.

Jack "Suzie you look nice today"
Jill "Thank you"
Jack "Jill don't complement poach"

by AskACapperDOTcom September 16, 2009

Poached

To get poached means to get very high on alot of dmt

Whah fuck man I'm totally poached

by General ellesse November 19, 2021

tattoo poaching

Hanging out in and around tattoo studios and gaining clientele and undercutting the prices of the shop and expanding your business simultaneously.

I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and I met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love!

by anonymous May 18, 2024

Poaching

Poaching is a term for a person who collects peoples nudes for pleasure and to have a collection

I saw a poaching collection of my ex it was large, i thought thr idea was a fiction until i saw it for myself.

by Saerow June 15, 2021