nanner planner

someone who hides bananas in public areas

Person: Don't tell anyone, but I'm the nanner planner
Person: what the fuck are you talking about

by banannerplanner March 2, 2024

Pretend-planning

Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.

Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning

Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.

While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.

by MaggiesMind April 11, 2024

urban planning

Urban planning is the process of designing and regulating the use of land, resources, and infrastructure in urban areas to create sustainable, functional, and aesthetically pleasing environments. It involves a comprehensive approach that integrates various elements such as transportation, housing, public spaces, and services to meet the needs of the community.
At its core, urban planning aims to improve the quality of life for residents by ensuring that cities are well-organized and equipped to handle growth and change. This includes addressing issues such as traffic congestion, pollution, and access to amenities. Planners analyze demographic trends, economic factors, and environmental impacts to develop strategies that promote balanced development.

What are the key objectives of urban planning?

by ERYNA July 28, 2024

Mansplaining planner

A board with a calendar used to plan methodically when to do mansplaining, choosing the topic and the victim

Mildred: I would swear that man owns a mansplaining planner because he always mansplains to me from Monday to Friday at the same hour about what feminism is and what it isn't. I always receive his condescending tutelage on this topic at 17:19 sharp.
Gertrude: Same topic at the same hour?
Mildred: Indeed, Gertrude, indeed.
Gertrude: And what about Saturday and Sunday?
Mildred: A mercy, I assume. He must think I need to have a rest!

by Love-fi December 10, 2025

Spanner in the Planner

Imagine you have a large, intricate plan. One little issue causes the entire thing to come crashing down. You got a Spanner in the Planner.

Person 1: Dude, all my friends were gonna come over for this massive party, but one of them accidentally brought the wrong shit.
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?

by JamesnLollify September 27, 2024

I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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by GravelWincher123 March 9, 2026