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Tinder Plop

The act of browsing tinder whilst taking a shit.
Two new matches... What a productive tinder plop.
by Shwagger January 3, 2017
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Puss Plop

Puss Plop is used when you accidentally flash your pussy, like when you have a Nip Slip.
You might want to pull your dress down before you have a Puss Plop.
by Ish Say February 1, 2017
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Novel plop

Going into a library, taking a deuce in a novel, smushing it closed and returning it back to the shelf.
Man I just took a novel plop, stay away from the fantasy section!
by Mysterious dumper October 8, 2017
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Plop

Plop- Is to lay or sit very comfortably for an excessive period of time.
I came home from work today and right away just plopped on my bed.
by Jameseven December 6, 2013
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Floor plop

Taking a massive crap next to a toilet just because you can. Other variations include urinal plopping, sink plopping, upper back plopping and afro plopping.
"Holy Shit! Someone floor plopped in this stall."
or
"I feel mischievous. I think I will floor plop in a port-a-potty."
by RonnieDel September 22, 2007
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Ploosh

This word is a verb and a noun and "Plooshy" is the adjective form but the noun and the verb have slightly different meanings for no reason. The noun ploosh means a certain amount of soft stuff, such as the ploofy stuff in pillows, or those beany sand things you find inside those insanely soft "Moshi" pillows. The verb ploosh means to hit someone with a soft object, with the intention to severely harm. Though this makes no sense since if you wanted to hurt someone by hitting them with something you could just hit them with something hard, but the stupid people try to maim people with pillows and the like, this is called plooshing.
Noun - This pillow has so much ploosh in it.
Adjective - This pillow is so plooshy.
Verb - I'm gonna ploosh you with this pillow!!!
Adverb - And so the pillow was plooshily slammed into the unsuspecting mans face.
by Ethan12345 July 28, 2008
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Ploppy Seconds

It's when you poop right after someone in the same bathroom where they just pooped.
"Oh man I got to take a poop"
"I just went, you may want to wait"
"No worries, I'll just get ploppy seconds"
by The Great Jackal March 1, 2009
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