Planters Infatuitous

When a female specimen is so infatuated by her plants that she requires you to wrap your penis with a leaf during sex.

I know my girlfriend has planters infatuitous because I had to replace my Trojan with a fig leaf.

by Mr Excitement 0330 April 13, 2022

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planderbland

When you buy a house, but you sell it because you don’t like the land

“Yeah, I planderblanded that house, the backyard was in ruins!”

by I make random words 2 January 23, 2023

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Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023

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Planger

Unplugging a toilet clogged with a dense turd using a hanger because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation. Instead of creating water pressure to send it through, you use the hanger to break up the mass so it can pass freely.

Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to planger that turd into smaller chunks to get it to go down, otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister. I left the hanger in the shower where I found it.

by milpoolSK March 5, 2023

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