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pitcher of health

Someone who goes to eat and drink all you can restaurants.
that's his fourth pitcher in an hour he really a pitcher of health ah ha, ah ha, ah hahahaha
by anon.gcfgv755r October 30, 2023
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pitchernomics

The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption, and transfer of pitchers of alcoholic beverages; typically but not limited to beer, margaritas, cocktails and other assorted drinks. Further, practitioners of pitchernomics seek to discern the rationale and sustainability of selling pitchers for prices that dramatically undercut smaller individual beverage prices. This discernment is key to understanding if a pitcher pantsbeer is plausible in any given moment.
Matt: “Hey man, why would we all grab our own? They’ve got pitchers!”
Jackson: “Wow I didn’t even see them on the menu. Well, of course we’re not getting our own, that’s obvious pitchernomics.”
by ChefChristopherCrenwell February 2, 2024
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Pitcher’s Duel

When two gay men have intercourse with each other’s groin folds simultaneously in a race to finish first.
Alan and Bill were both suffering from hemorrhoids so they celebrated their anniversary with a pitcher’s duel.
by LittleBigMoney October 10, 2024
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patched24

A widely known guy who got caught being a predator also lying about his age, saying he's 17 for the past 5 years and banning anyone that confronts him about it.
Omg isn't that patched24 the predator?
Yes I think it is
by Yeet: Your Ear Eats Trucks February 23, 2025
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Pinched

A slang term for being gay or having anal sex used only in Weatherford, Texas from 1995 to 2003
Man that guy got pinched by a crab
by Jesusmachina July 24, 2025
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The Patched Backpack

Lindsey Lohan's pussy
Yo dude i saw you going into the bedroom with the patched backpack last night!
by Backpacking across the US March 12, 2011
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clock pinched

whistle bit
caught between the hour hand and the minute hand
we got clock pinched for lunch
by duckmans December 2, 2011
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