guatemalan pineapple

A form of sex that is incredibly pointy, and painful.

"Dude, my ass is ripped to shreds!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really fucking hurt."

"I could tell, your ass looks like Detroit."

by MegaBronyClopper69 January 31, 2014

pineapple

A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition

Shawn: I wonder what Urban Dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.

Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad
Gary: As am I

by pseudojones June 19, 2014

Pineapple Fanta

God's gift to the tropical fruit orientated soda drinking world.

Kid 1: Dude I just drank some pineapple fanta!!!
Kid 2: I didn't even know they made such a thing?!?
Kid 1: Ya it's fricken fantastic!!!

by Marge P. Apple March 24, 2009

Pineapple

🍍 The pineapple is a symbol of the marijuana/stoner culture and community. It has two origins. On the social community reddit, the r/trees sub-reddit uptokes appear to look like tiny pineapples. Those who associate with the subculture may sometimes put stickers on their laptops or cars with the symbol. Pineapples were also seen as a symbol of hospitality in colonial America and were given as gifts, so it represents the "we" in "weed".

Stoner: "Yo dude, look at that pineapple sticker on that car. Isn't that the r/trees symbol?"
Other Stoner: "Yeah! The people on there are so chill!"

by theburnside August 10, 2017

Pineapple pizza

A circle of bread that satanists eat as they dance around a fire. Eating pineapple pizza is a sin.

Hey kids... wanna eats some.... pineapple pizza??

by Anna Krapler February 3, 2019

Pineapple Express

High Grade medical marijuana grown in Southern California. A hybrid cross created from a forced hemaphrodite OG Kush plant pollenating an AK-47 female. Primarily(75%) Indica wih Sativa undertones. Medium Height. A taste of pine, apple & citrus. THC 16.8%

That Pineapple express was dank!

by MadHatFarmer March 31, 2009

pineapple bitch

Its when you wanna call someone something but not say it, so instead you say pineapple and add bitch after

Dom: dude why were you being a pineapple bitch ??
Mart: she was making me be a pineapple bitch

by Comedy Gold February 22, 2017