An all time favorite sex finisher among southern plantation owners. The Texas Piñata is often done when, upon climax, you quickly pull out and shove your meat in your partner's mouth. After you've shot your load into her you pull out again and slap her mouth so hard with your thick meat hog that she spits all of your splooge out.
"Hey Bosiefus, what's that damn move ya'll does with ol One Ton Tana again?"
"Well that there is called the Texas Piñata, just tried it with ma cousin the other day!"
"Well that there is called the Texas Piñata, just tried it with ma cousin the other day!"
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where an individual is suspended from the ceiling or tree forming the precursor pickle piñata.
Then the pickle piñata is spun around no more than 9 times to induce a predictable and steady rotation.
Then a group of men encompass the pickle pinata and strive to maintain the constant spinning movement of the pickle pinata with only their penises however they may only halt this athletic display when all of them have ejaculated.
This requires them to cooperate as if anyone ejaculates prematurely they will have a softer more sensitive penis that would hinder their ability to propel the pickle piñata.
However, they shall have failed if the pickle pinata ever stops spinning and a forfeit will have to be made by the man whose penis last touched the pickle pinata.
The forfeit will be chosen by the current sovereign pickle pinata.
Usually, the title of the pickle pinata is passed down to the unfortunate man whose penis last touched the pickle pinata
making him the new pickle pinata.
where an individual is suspended from the ceiling or tree forming the precursor pickle piñata.
Then the pickle piñata is spun around no more than 9 times to induce a predictable and steady rotation.
Then a group of men encompass the pickle pinata and strive to maintain the constant spinning movement of the pickle pinata with only their penises however they may only halt this athletic display when all of them have ejaculated.
This requires them to cooperate as if anyone ejaculates prematurely they will have a softer more sensitive penis that would hinder their ability to propel the pickle piñata.
However, they shall have failed if the pickle pinata ever stops spinning and a forfeit will have to be made by the man whose penis last touched the pickle pinata.
The forfeit will be chosen by the current sovereign pickle pinata.
Usually, the title of the pickle pinata is passed down to the unfortunate man whose penis last touched the pickle pinata
making him the new pickle pinata.
Kevin is insane, he keeps going on about how much he enjoys going for pickle piñata party’s and open events . I honestly do feel bad for his girlfriend Rachel who he says is waiting for him back in their small town down south and doesn't even know that he is attending a pickle pinata party let alone with with 23 other guys every weekend.”
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I'm thinking of doing a dirty pinata when I'm 107 to get back at that asshole orderly while he's on his smoke break.
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person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
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Hey Irish Joker, why don't you go play Viva Pinata! 4 and 20, and using god damn Martyrdom! (True story; friend of mine who played with someone on his team who had 4 kills and 20 deaths in Hardcore Team Deathmatch (where friendly fire is on and the Martyrdom perk in case you don't know drops a live grenade when you are killed)).
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