pimp

1. A male version of a slut.

2. One who plays women for sexual acts or profits.

3. A "man whore".

4. Clueless idiots, thinking they can play woman. While everybody knows that they will probably die at the age of 30 or end up to be a wash up bum. Rumor has that their genital will also be shiveled up and shorten, due to all of the intercourse they've had.

5. PIMP = Pee-In-My-Pants

So you're a pimp dude? Is your dick shrivelled yet?

by nnguyen11490 November 27, 2003

pimp

Male who has a purple jacket and purple
glasses with gold rings and
big piles of money in his hands.
Also, sells sexual intercourses to men (with women ofcourse).

A pimp can be found with lots of girls circuling him and optionally a huge bodyguard.

This pimp is blinding me with his stack of cash.

by Eli Sherer November 13, 2003

pimp

A person that acts cooler than anybody else!

Gary H. is such a pimp... but his cousin Lee is Haggard

by Pimp G-Bear December 19, 2002

PIMP

PeeInMyPants

Wendy tells a joke via text message to Carl.
Carl's response:

"LOLROFLPIMP"

Translation: Carl just Laughed Out Loud, Rolled on the Floor Laughing, and Peed in His Pants.

by tomnjerrys March 24, 2011

pimp

An acronym for Poop In My Pants

Do you know where the bathroom is? I am going to pimp it.

by Pimped It October 4, 2007

pimp

Somebody who sells whore and makes lots of profit out of it...

If you feelin like a pimp, nigga go on brush yo shoulders off

Ladies is pimps too, go on brush yo shoulders off

by ggirl April 27, 2004

pimp

To make ones CV absolutely fabulous in a manner that any employer will read and immediately feel joy and love for the CV writer

I'm going to have to pimp my CV due to the calibre of the other applicants.

by Simon Bottoms February 16, 2008