pythoning

The act of slapping someone with ones penis and then forcing it into their eye socket.

Did you see Jenny last night I totally gave her the pythoning of her life.

by kagatoASUKA89 January 25, 2011

pythagorize

To use the pythagorian theorem.

Clabaugh: Mr. Liptack, how do we solve question #2?
Mr. Liptack: Just Pythagorize it!!

by brian SENIORS 06!!~!!!~~!~ October 5, 2005

Pythagorean Smoking

Method of smoking marijuanna for teams of three or more. First person inhaling smoke must exhale into a cardboard wrapping paper tube, while the second person in the triangle inhales through the other end of the tube. When the first person is done exhaling, he or she passes their end of the tube to the third person. The second person continues to inhale until the third person has the tube, then they exhale into the tube while the third person inhales.

Usual suspects chillin out doing a little Pythagorean Smoking.

by Usual Suspects September 26, 2006

pythagorean smoking

Method of smoking for teams of three or more. First person must exhale into a wrapping paper tube while second person inhales at the other end of the tube. When first person is done exhaling, they pass their end of the tube to the third person. The second person continues to inhale until the third person has the other end of the tube, then they exhale. While the second person exhales, the third person inhales thus proving pythagorean's theorem via smoking.

The Usual Suspects are chilling in the Bungalo doing a little pythagorean smoking.

by Usual Suspects September 26, 2006

Python

A cousin of the term Anaconda, the word Python also refers to a dick.

Someone who says they like Python is actually trying to hint to you that they enjoy dick.

As a statement of truth: "I have a huge-ass Python"

As a pickup line: "My python's very happy to see you"

As a euphemism for liking dick: "I like Python"

by OVERLORD11 February 20, 2011

Pythonator

Monstrous, possibly apocryphal constrictor snake alleged to dwarf both the prehistoric Titanoboa and the supposed Amazonian Megaconda. Claimed to grow to 200ft in length and several feet thick. Name derives from a fusion of python and Terminator (James Cameron film franchise). Thought to frequent Polynesia.

The Pythonator could be capable of devouring whole elephants

by Slitherhippy February 6, 2009

Phothoe

A person who has to be in every picture taken.

"I was looking at the pictures from spring break and Josephine is in every picture. What a Phothoe"

by MightyMouth129 March 21, 2009