Definitions by Slitherhippy

webtinker 

n: Individual who peddles shoddy tat,invariably on electronic auction sites, often disappearing into the cyberether.

v: to webtinker; piffling activity involving the sale of ersatz and/or stolen merchandise online

"I've been stitched up on eBay again by a vile webtinker!"

webtinker by slitherhippy February 9, 2009

Pythonator 

Monstrous, possibly apocryphal constrictor snake alleged to dwarf both the prehistoric Titanoboa and the supposed Amazonian Megaconda. Claimed to grow to 200ft in length and several feet thick. Name derives from a fusion of python and Terminator (James Cameron film franchise). Thought to frequent Polynesia.

The Pythonator could be capable of devouring whole elephants

Pythonator by Slitherhippy February 6, 2009