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Relief Pitching

A baseball term used to describe the act of engaging in sex with a less than desirable or not so attractive female, for the sole purpose of ending a period sexual frustration
I hooked up with an ugly chick last night at the bar.
Gross! Why?
I had to do some relief pitching son.
by OinkyB July 25, 2010
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Pitching

A technique of checking a girls ass out by dropping a simple item (i.e. a pencil, hat, gum wrapper, etc.) and having her to pick it up by bending over with her butt faced towards you. This trick is very hard to pull off because you have to be very convincing.
Boy sees the school slut (ahot girl) walk by, and drops pencil, close enough to her. Girl stops, bends over, and boy gets a good glimpse of her butt. Girl hands him pencil, and walks off suspecting nothing. Boy smiles to himself, a champion of pitching, looking for more bait.
by apeman09 September 15, 2009
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phishing

a momentary seizure caused by inhaling too much nitrous oxide, too quickly ,without getting enough oxygen .too the casual observer a person phishing may seem hilarious. Though not deadly if the person is not sitting when this occurs, they could suffer injury from falling down.
Person a : "Hey man, remember when jesse lost his two front teeth?"

person b :"of course, he fell on his face when he started
PHISHING. I was at that party. Don't you remember?"

person a : " Ha ha, Um , No"
by slow wet dog farts November 24, 2007
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indian pinching

When one is smoking a cigarette or a spliff, one keeps sticking his hand in the others face asking for a hit.
Man that bogan down at Vic. Park kept fucking indian pinching
by ChronicMan999 September 3, 2005
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Pitching a loaf

Taking a sit down, Poping a squat, or just resting the old keister.

The type of sitting that can only be on a step, or on a bench out side of a gas station. Pitching a loaf is a very popular activity among the old. A loaf pitching team was formed in 1974 by the late Milhouse Carroll. The team inspired many old gas station loiters to convert loafisum, a much less radical group. But by the time word of the team got around, all the founding members had passed away right in their loafing spots. Loafing is not limited just to the old and decrypted, it can be done by a boss, or those old at heart. But a word to the wise, don't take loaf pitching lightly, because its not just an action, its a way of life. As told in the timeless words of Milhouse Carroll, "Once the loaf has started, You and your bench, will never be parted."
Boss: Get those tax returns done while I'm pitching a loaf.
by obey123omega January 11, 2009
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pastry pitching

Throwing powdered doughnuts through your car windows at other moving vehicles. The most fun you'll ever have.
Last night we went pastry pitching and got three cars to chase us!
by The Azor April 25, 2007
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faux paslching

when a woman masturbates with her foot while receiving anal sex.
Can I faux pasl you?
by jasmine May 31, 2003
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