Le Femme de Pew

This term has a variety of uses and generally always refers to the female gender in varying capacities, as women, by nature are the stinkier of the two genders. Typically used to describe an odor emitted by, or resulting from contact with some woman. Most frequently used to describe the musky, sometimes stinky or even downright putrid smell, residing somewhere on a male after encountering a foul vagina. The term can also apply to other areas of a woman's anatomy when applicable. Can include the butt, arm pits, even bad breath. Let us not forget the feet, which for some women, can melt the paint off a battleship. This condition is most often associated with a female lacking intelligence and common sense, but can include and is not limited to sophisticates as well. It is believed by some that perfume was originally, in part, first used to attempt to conceal the less than desirable smells of a female.

1. Hey man, wanna smell some Le Femme de Pew on my fingers from Mary Jane last night?! The shit just won't wash off.

2. Baby I respect you in every way, but you have got to stop wearing those nylons and cheap shoes, especially in warmer weather. Your piggies really stink and are burning my eyes! I'm also going to have to replace the carpeting.

by Big Ed Moustapha March 24, 2009

haha gun go pew

when the gun goes pew pew

Military Officer: Nooooo don't shoot the gun!
Me: haha gun go pew pew

by certifiedcaprisunlover June 9, 2020

less qq more pew pew

A term directed at whiners to stop crying and start doing something.

Derived from wow mage forums, which are notorious for housing cry babies.

Per usual, the mage boards were flowing with tears when an intelligent, witty, philisophical player directed at the whiners (see Faxmonkey, beta comments) --> less qq more pew pew.

by ReeveSkywall February 7, 2007

Laws of Pew

The set of laws of that govern the events or plausibility of these events in any show or movie involving guns, lasers, mechas, spaceships, explosions, destruction or any sound that can be represented by the word "pew" etc. They are denoted by roman numerals in the lower case starting with "n" as the list continues to grow. It is probably the longest list numbered in roman numerals that you will ever see in your entire life.

Bob: You know what, I think the guys that play the stromtroopers have the hardest job ever.
Rob:Why is that?
Bob:According to law iv of the Laws of Pew, they need to maintain quite high miss ratio while they look like they are trying to hit the enemy, and that takes a lot of acting skills.

by Point Blank Sniper June 20, 2009

Pepe le Pew

When you seduce your lady by farting and then walking up and kissing her up her wrist/arm.

I did the Pepe le Pew move to Nikki, she melted in my arms.

by Thefza May 12, 2014

church pew

The WORST place to try and ease out a silient fart.It never works. The solid wood structure and conture of the pew acts like a piano sounding board,amplifying even the slightest whisper fart.

Always sit with a clenched butt on a church pew.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

pepe le pew

A French skunk who goes around raping innocent cats.

Pepe le Pew raped my cat.

by Myxamatosis October 14, 2006