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Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).
Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.
by FalconEyes September 25, 2011
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testicles

the round spheres that all boys such as Frankie Muniz have; they are there for people to knee, kick, bite, and punch
Please knee me in my testicles.
by Danny December 12, 2003
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Pesticle

A pesticle refers to when your nut sack becomes sweaty and sticks to the side of your inner thigh. It is very annoying in a public scene, but comical in a private scene, like having sex, or whackin' off.
"Ah, man, I have such an itchy pesticle right now!"
by P.J.Scene March 26, 2007
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testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre
he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"
by Herman45 December 25, 2010
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testicleshittingrectalwart

A genetal wart on the rectum that has a high tendancy to shit out testicles. Mosty commonly used as a derrogitive term towards friends.
Mike: Jim you are a testicleshittingrectalwart.
Jim: Yeah, well....you suck.
by derrrr June 17, 2004
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Pestilence

part of the act of seduction/ flirting, usually occurring during the initial stages. It is the process by which one improves his/her image as seen by others. there are multiple forms of pestilence; core pestilence(directed at those you wish to seduce, also know as the target), friend pestilence(directed at the friends of the target), mother pestilence(directed at the mother of the target).

Pestilence is commonly refereed to as being poured, i.e pouring pestilence.

A pestilence party is the large scale pouring of friend pestilence, which can occur with or without the target being present.
Example 1:
Friend 1: jeez i poured some great pestilence there last night!!

Friend 2: so your in mate, you'll have her in no time!

Example 2:

Guy "pours friend pestilence". The friends of the target think he/she is really nice and recommends him/her to the target.
by King Dingdong May 1, 2010
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testicles

a chewy toy the girls like to chew after dinner
by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003
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