The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.
Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.
Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.
by Slick James April 19, 2010
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E: Whats the meaning of loof?
G: Ask Joshua he'll know
E: Ok that foo is a perverted dictionary
E: Joshua what does loof mean?
J: When a guy shits in a girls pussy.
G: Ask Joshua he'll know
E: Ok that foo is a perverted dictionary
E: Joshua what does loof mean?
J: When a guy shits in a girls pussy.
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steady persistence in a perverse, perverted, or "pervy" course of action, esp. in spite of difficulties, obstacles, or discouragement.
steady persistence in a perverse, perverted, or "pervy" course of action, esp. in spite of difficulties, obstacles, or discouragement.
Paul McCarthy's dogged, decades-long perverseverance has earned him a place among the 21st century's most important artists.
by Tiahlm April 2, 2008
Get the perverseverance mug.a person who thinks of nothing but sex, and who relates everything around them to intercourse; someone who you can barely have a decent conversation with cause they're either a) staring between your legs b) making constant perverted jokes or c) attempting to rape you
Innocent person: I hated the test today! It was so HARD!!!
Pervert: Hahaha... That's what she said.
Innocent person: Hey, I was just looking for... what are you staring at?
Pervert: You got a piece of lint on your crotch... want me to get it off?
Innocent person: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!!!
Pervert: Hahaha... That's what she said.
Innocent person: Hey, I was just looking for... what are you staring at?
Pervert: You got a piece of lint on your crotch... want me to get it off?
Innocent person: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!!!
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Get the pervade mug.A pervert is someone who often think about sexual interactions, and enjoys commenting about sexual content. Most perverts will often look at your private parts, or actual touch them, or do something related to body that you just help cringe and be totally disturbed about.
"That boy is such a pervert, I mean yesterday, I said "Hi" and he pushed me against the locker and started playing with my breast."
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