Penaleans

The crotchitle area of a mans body.

Can we leave? I’m having pain in my Penaleans.

by MaPenaleans December 31, 2021

Penile Dramas

Dramas occurring with someone's penis. Often requiring medical assistance. Definitely shouldn't be made fun of by your mates.

Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.

James: "So my uncle was arrested for doing coke last weekend."

Will: "Penile dramas."

James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."

by Pears On Special March 31, 2022

Penile Attack

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.

Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022

penile fussy

The art of making your penis dance with a fork.

at dinner, we all did a penile fussy.

by andy February 9, 2005

Chier une pendule

Se plaindre exagérément pour pas grand chose, sans réelle raison apparente.

— Tu me saoule avec tes blagues pas drôle là, je rentre chez moi!
— Oh ça va tu vas pas nous chier une pendule.

by LeBen October 22, 2013

Penile Vortex

-An over dramatised male orgasm

"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"

by Loora May 23, 2007

penile disfunction

Lacking the ability to get an erect penis.

Damn, I'm going to need some viagra for my penile disfunction!

by MUG March 7, 2004