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Patrick

It's really cold and shady outside. What's the weather supposed to be like?

Patrick.
by Derra December 19, 2021
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Patrick

The most ugliest person you could ever meet and so toxic in chats. All Patrick does is play fortnite all day everyday and his only friends is himself and a bush. He practice doing things in the bathroom to get ready for future. He isn't normal and he is gay. These type of Patrick's are normall aged 13 to 16 until he has a girl.
Patrick you are nobody's friend and should get a life.
by rfhqrgbruqebglrqebgarjbgkjrqeg September 8, 2020
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Patrick isn't straight
by Milkcourtst November 10, 2018
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Patrick

The sexy beast who loves Izzys or Isabelle's and always wants to have sex with her they kiss into the sunlight and bang each other all day I they can get a spare time alone because Patrick's are always mingling with his friends and embarrassing Izzy.he is always there if you need him and will cheer you up if you need it so always make sure that you have a Patrick in your life and don't let him run back to his home country so hold onto him with all your might and don't , ever let go
Girl 1: hey girl do u wanna go shopping with me?

Girl 2: soz can't I'm catching a movie with Patrick

Girl:lucky Girl!
by Dr how's insist April 5, 2017
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Patrick

patrick isn’t the hottest boy in school however that doesn’t stop him from getting all the girls. he’s funny and easy to confide in. if you tell him a secret he’ll keep it no matter what. He’s smart but he keeps this low key. he’s extremely popular due to his amazing social skills and he’s sure to be seen at every party.
girl 1- “you know patrick?”
girl 2- “of course i do he’s so funny
by tylerfine105 May 1, 2019
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patrick

Has a dark past, but hides it very well. Doesnt open up to anyone about anything very often at all. When he truly loves someone the love runs deeper than anyone else's, he would do anything for that person. He's the best person you will ever meet
He's such a patrick!!
by Paperboat123 March 14, 2023
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Patrick

Term used to describe someone with the smallest dick in the world. A short, white incel who sits at home all day and plays League Of Legends behind his $14000 Sailor Moon PC that his mom bought him, along with a body pillow of Ochako Uraraka that he spoons every night. If a Patrick is exposed to sunlight, it’s rumored that they will spontaneously combust.
“Oh Judy, what a nice house you have” - Kathy
“Thanks Kathy” - Judy
“I can’t help but notice that smell though, I hope it’s not the thanksgiving turkey, it’s putrid” - Kathy
“Oh that’s My son Patrick, don’t mind the loud groans, him and his body pillow must be having some fun” - Judy
What the fuck” - Kathy
by AvidPatrickHater November 23, 2021
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