Patfuck

A nickname for someone named Patrick who is damaged and hangs around you and your friends, even though you don't want him there and he should know that.

Person 1: "Patfuck's coming"

Person 2: "Shit"

by Mrs [Your Last Name] March 18, 2013

Pakhus

The scientific/Greek (because the greek are all scientists) name for Thicc

"See your girl in the park, that girl is a Pakhus!"
"Damn gurl, you looking Pakhus today!"

by LT boi January 18, 2018

pathelogical liar

Someone who has a lieing problem and lies all the time.

"My names Cody and i swear that I dont like Carrie its just a coincidince that everytime shes on vacation i end up calling Morgan"

by m0rgan August 8, 2005

pathalogical liar

A person who just can't help but tell the exact opposite of what is the truth. You will know that nothing but prefabricated bullshit is coming out of their mouths WHEN THEIR LIPS ARE MOVING! They lie about everything from if they cheated on you to what color the icing was that topped their poptart for breakfast. And they can be perceived as being passionate when telling lies, because along with a fake life of lies comes the job of being an actor. A Pathalogical Liar will even continue to repeatedly tell lies, EVEN after the fact that they DONT DO IT WELL, is pointed out to them time and time again.

DANNY is a pathalogical liar! And , ACCORDING TO HIM, he also has did not screw Leanne or Dana...did not call my parents and tell them a bunch of LIES and some truths about my personal life, he did not steal from me, he will find a way to help me pay the bills, he is sorry for calling me names and being mental and abusive, he is sorry for being a complete leech and mooch...doing NOTHING..not looking for a job, smoking all of my cigarettes, suffocating me, living off me and draining me mentally , physically, emotionally...for doing nothing but being a complete burden and being more work than five newborn babies...but these are all lies because has not stopped. I think being a pathalogical liar makes DANNY really disgusting...He definitly needs more D to go with that ICK!

by Ginger Frick June 21, 2006

Path

An abbreviation when referring to someone as a pathological liar

"Omg, did you hear what she just said? That was so path!"

by tropical-tom April 10, 2010

Pathebrity

A person who doesn't realize that their 15 minutes are already over. Often used to describe former cast members from reality tv shows who go on to write books or market a new fragrance line.

We learned in school today that Darva Conger was the nation's first true pathebrity.

by Christina Arneson January 1, 2006

Athletico Pathetico

The name given to the football team with the best looking, best playing and nicest kit wearing players...but ugliest goalkeeper.

"That team are the Athletico Pathetico of their division"

"If Higgins Allstars were more of an Athletico Pathetico they wouldn't have finished bottom and had to rename and rebrans themselves."

"Tottenham are the worst team in the division, certainly not an Athletico Pathetico of a side, though their keeper is ugly".

by AthPath May 21, 2009