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Part-time back syndrome 

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.
Part-time back syndrome by jimbob September 20, 2003
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part the pink sea 

to part the pink sea is a euphemism for masturbation by a female.

origin: the separation of labia?
she likes to part the pink seas when she is lonely on the Friday nights she doesn't get laid.

part time beaner 

Someone who claims to be mexican when it’s convenient for them.
That bitch Tina claims to be mexican but she doesn’t even speak spanish. She’s a part time beaner.
part time beaner by ZMedical October 28, 2018

part-time putter 

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.
"Yo, I saw Travis get with that hamilton the other night, but he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."
part-time putter by M Rockwell July 20, 2008

part-time putter 

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.
"Yo, I saw Travis turn down that hamilton the other night, and he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."
part-time putter by M Rockwell December 13, 2008

Part-Time Kobe Fan

Someone who tries to be all for Kobe when he's on top and jump of the bandwagon when he doesn't win the championship.
"Now that the Finals are over, all the Part-Time Kobe Fans went and sold their jerseys on Ebay, so they could go buy Paul Pierce's jersey, just so they can be on his bandwagon for a year, and go buy someone else's jersey after that."
Part-Time Kobe Fan by Kbsboo August 4, 2008