Parse

When you pass on that arse

Person 1: “She’s so hot right now! Look at those legs dangling off the couch. Definitely an 8!”

Person 2: “Nah bro she’s a cuspy 4 at best. I parse”

by Mistine December 7, 2021

parsley pusher

Originally used to distinguish stockers from cashiers and wholesalers at Golden Harvest, this term broadened to include all employees of the produce market

There is no chance J. knows anything about meat; he is nothing but a parsley pusher.

by JeffE28 February 23, 2008

Parsec

To parsec ; to hack forumpasswords

Grude: Hmm someone stole my pass of the private forum :(
Prislia: You sure it hasnt been parsec-ed ?

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

parse

to leave a spot or place

Let's parse outta here

by natedogg006 May 16, 2006

Parsec

Also known as a crab or that purple thing from the ninja turtles called krang.

by B February 20, 2003

perseek

1) to look for something while taking a piss

2) to look for in a professionally unreasonable manner

ex: I generally perseek the urinal cake with my piss

ex: I am perseeking the jello in the fridge because he hid it.

by Patsav June 27, 2008

parseculous

adjective denoting qualities of a parsec. (a unit of length, equal to just under 31 trillion kilometres)

my penis is parseculous

by Galactic DICKtator December 13, 2009