Patchy cap

When you masturbate to pornographic material.

Kotz could see his girlfriend, so he had a patchy cap instead

by Graybencher May 29, 2024

Prachya

Can't Swim, Nerd ass guy, Smart asf, Beautiful (no diddy) some acne but he's still handsome. Made of shoe matter. Just overall the GOAT

Me: yo is that prachya

prachya: hell yea
Me: you’re the fucking GOAT brought

by clovic May 30, 2024

pachysarkophobia

Pachysarkophobia is an extreme or irrational fear or phobia, dislike or hatred of overweight people, especially when one is hella obese, and they are very nearby, even when they are far away. It is a very controversial and prejudiced fear and it belongs to social media typa fears

Taylor Swift: AHHH THERES A MORBIDLY OBESE PERSON SITTING NEXT TO ME

Travis Kelce: do you have pachysarkophobia or something, ain't no way

idk anymore

by Playguy cartman February 14, 2024

Parchability

The male ability to make a girl dry

“I wish my parchability wasn’t so bad so that i could bag sydney”

by cmc24 February 21, 2024

Parch March

When someone stops drinking alcohol during the month of March.

Irish bar patrons would do a leprechaun before they did Parch March.

by Jaws2024 March 17, 2026

Parch March

When someone stops drinking alcohol for the month of March.

The Irish bar patron would rather do a leprechaun than Parch March.

by Jaws2024 March 17, 2026

Patchy319

Slang in the Firestone Community for a junkie. Comes from Patchy319, who was the Mayor of Arborfield

Hey did you hear patchy319 did half a tab of acid during work?
Yeah, thats a patchy moment

by ChuckSneed July 19, 2025