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time paradox

Science fiction likes to make a big deal out of this term and throw technobabble around to make it look clever in an attempt to make the audience confused and thus ready to buy whatever crap the writers come up with.

Basically, a time paradox occurs if you time travel and change the past so that it erases the possibility of you going to the past in the first place. Which means that events will occur as if you never traveled to the past, undoing your changes so you will travel to the past again, and so on ad infinitum.

Some writers think that it can destroy the universe. Or unleash killer flying time monkeys. Well, we haven't invented time travel so we can't test these theories.
- So, if I travel to the past to kill my grandfather, I'll create a time paradox and will never been born?
- Worse than that - if you travel to the past to kill someone and succeed, then you will have no reason to travel to the past at all! And without you in the past, events will happen as they originally did before you interfered. Time will be caught in a loop!
- Oh no!
by Sikon July 7, 2007
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paradoxymoron

A person who argues in circles, often contradicting themselves
My social teacher is a bumbling paradoxymoron.
by Csjs September 8, 2008
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The youtube paradox

When a video has more likes, than it has views. most likely it has 301 views, and douches write annoying things about it even though it've been that way for a billion years.
Douche: "thumb up if you are 301th viewer"
Everybody else: "that's the youtube paradox, it's unexplainable"
by simsxD April 11, 2011
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liar paradox

A liar paradox is a statement or statements that cannot have a consistent truth value.
Examples of a liar paradox

This sentence is false.

and

The sentence below is false.
The sentence above is true.
by philososphizer December 6, 2007
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A complex card game, sometimes refered to as "Yu-Gi-Oh"
Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?
by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021
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Koch paradox

The Koch Paradox (german: Kochsche Paradoxon) describes the phenomenon of a large discrepancy between what a person perceives and what actually happened, especially in the context of video games.
Person A: "How is he not dead?! I've shot him 10 times already!"
Person B: "Literally none of your shots connected, dude."
Person C: "The Koch Paradox at work again, huh?"
by Cal From H November 8, 2021
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Paradoxial Hipster

a person who is a hipster simply because everyone else is therefore contradicting themselves.
Person 1: "I want to be a hipster like everyone else!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a Paradoxial Hipster!"
by hipsterjoe May 6, 2011
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