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Clamshell Packaging

An idea that looked good on paper but actually causes more harm to the honest user rather than the intended criminal.

This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.

Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.
Nathan couldn't get his headphones out of the clamshell packaging, and he resorted to biting and tearing until he split open his lip.
by SkySandvich August 29, 2009
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Pakapoo

Zhang Zoo won the pakapoo and got his family out.
by Dr.Octillary April 12, 2011
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Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force the semen erupts out of the givers mouth and nose, surprising them.
Dude, Michelle was blowing me last night dude, I told her I was going to cum but she just kept going, I gave her the biggest surprise package. She was fucking pissed!
by Nerd Junior April 16, 2006
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PACKANACK

Packanack Lake is an upscale lake community in Wayne, New Jersey comprising of the neighborhoods of Packanack Estates, Packanack Lake, Packanack Manor, and Packanack Woods. Widely-known as the community who refused to let minorities (Including Italian's) join Packanack's 'County Club' in the 1960's (You had to join the Club in order to buy a home in the community), it is now filled with WASP's, upper-middle-class & rich kids whos drive their parents Mercedes and BMW's, $500k tiny 2 Bedroom bungalows and McMansions that take up the whole acreage.
"Dude lets go to Peninsula Park in Packanack and smoke Pot"
by Court Whitney December 10, 2005
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Packaged Air

A packet of Doritos or similar snack foods where up to half of the packet is filled with air, Packaged Air generally leaves the buyer feeling extremely ripped off.
"Hey Evan, care for a bag of packaged air?"
by SpaceD Ace March 5, 2006
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Pestell Package

A phrase referring to someone with a large manhood. The phrase originates from Nick Pestell, a well known player from the streets of Reading.
The moment she heard about his Pestell Package, she was all over him.
by MC Warlow May 7, 2008
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Gentlemans Package

1. I got my gentlemans package trapped as I decended the ladder.

2. Ive been hit in the gentlemans package so hard ive had to go to the doctor.

3. Look at the gentlemans package on that land mamal.
by The_Fish1982 December 17, 2006
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