Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.
Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."
by Dballa October 1, 2010
Get the Procrastination Chores mug.a term used to describe the time when you should be doing homework, but you are using it to masturbate.
the math homework looked too long so i used procrastination masturbation too relieve my boredom and frusteration.
by lax1234 November 7, 2010
Get the procrastination masturbation mug.the act procrastinating, thus joining a nation of other procrastinators in your attempts to put off your work. often exclaimed loudly when the person realizes they are procrastinating or told to friends via text message or facebook status. can sometimes be said in unison if two or more people are procrastinating together.
Ex.1
-guy 1- hey man, have you finished that history paper yet?
-guy 2- no way, ive been watching TV all night. Procrasination Nation!
Ex.2
-guy 1- im totally procrastinating right now, i haven't even started on a project thats due tomorrow.
-guy 2- me neither. im just gonna play Xbox or watch tv.
-guy 1 and 2- (in unison) Procrastination Nation!
-guy 1- hey man, have you finished that history paper yet?
-guy 2- no way, ive been watching TV all night. Procrasination Nation!
Ex.2
-guy 1- im totally procrastinating right now, i haven't even started on a project thats due tomorrow.
-guy 2- me neither. im just gonna play Xbox or watch tv.
-guy 1 and 2- (in unison) Procrastination Nation!
by steeevo12345 October 26, 2009
Get the Procrastination Nation mug.The ratio which defines how much procrastination a person is required to do before doing anything useful.
Varies from person to person.
Usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.
Varies from person to person.
Usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.
Guy #1: Have you sorted the smoke alarm yet?
Guy #2: Not yet, let me play a few more games of Robot Unicorn Attack first... I have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
Guy #1: So... Doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
Guy #2: You got it!
Guy #2: Not yet, let me play a few more games of Robot Unicorn Attack first... I have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
Guy #1: So... Doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
Guy #2: You got it!
by Nottel Inyu December 6, 2010
Get the procrastination ratio mug.When one procrastinates by going to the bathroom repeatedly, as opposed to actually doing what they're supposed to be doing. Can also be done during the work, to give someone a chance to have a mental break, and not actually have to work.
Not to be confused with the Boredom Crap, which someone takes in a desperate attempt to alleviate boredom, as opposed to their bladder and bowels.
Not to be confused with the Boredom Crap, which someone takes in a desperate attempt to alleviate boredom, as opposed to their bladder and bowels.
I took so many procrastination craps while I was writing my essay, Jen was certain I had killed at least 20 dolphins with the wasted toilet water.
by www.myspace.com/bearimagines July 21, 2009
Get the Procrastination Crap mug.Doing work, then deciding to procrastinate by do something else, then deciding to procrastinate that by doing something completely different. This keeps on going until you hit a stage where what you are doing makes no sense and isn't useful to you in anyway.
Dude 1: Hey how did the essay writing go?
Dude 2: Well at first it went well, then I decided I should probably revise for my exam first, then I thought maybe I should clean my room so I can revise in a clean environment. However while cleaning my room I got preoccupied with a spider I found under my bed. In the end I hit 'procrastination limbo' when I realized all I'm doing now is watching a spider trying to eat a piece of cheese I laid out for it.
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Dude 2: Well at first it went well, then I decided I should probably revise for my exam first, then I thought maybe I should clean my room so I can revise in a clean environment. However while cleaning my room I got preoccupied with a spider I found under my bed. In the end I hit 'procrastination limbo' when I realized all I'm doing now is watching a spider trying to eat a piece of cheese I laid out for it.
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by L'Awesome Jones January 14, 2012
Get the Procrastination Limbo mug.The final Sunday of a holiday or school break where you realize you have a shitload of homework that you didn't do yet.
Person 1: Hey man did you finish your homework yet?
Person 2: Oh shit, is it Procrastination Sunday already?
Person 1: Yeah you're gonna fail that class
Person 2: Fuck it YOLO
Person 2: Oh shit, is it Procrastination Sunday already?
Person 1: Yeah you're gonna fail that class
Person 2: Fuck it YOLO
by iMaggy May 14, 2012
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