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Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present
Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night
by Time teller January 9, 2023
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The present

You're always in the present.
Hym "Not to me. By the time the light bounces off you and gets to me you're already in the past... I'm not even in the present most of the time. I'm in the conceptual realm. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him
did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !
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The Present

The time right now because yesterday was history and tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift so it is called the present
In the present I am writing this definition right now.
by Cutekittys May 5, 2023
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signal present

A gift that is given, not in order to bless the recipient but to serve the giver's own benefit.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.
That hoodie she got him was more of a signal present since she's the one wearing it.
by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023
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divine present

Pronunciation: /dəˈvaɪn ˈprɛzənt/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Divine Present (phrase, noun) - A phrase of biblical comprehension signifying a benediction.
2. A gracious favor bestowed Diue (God).
Significance:
• It defines “Divine Present” as a phrase related to biblical comprehension.
• It connects the phrase to a benediction or blessing.
• It attributes the benediction to Diue, representing God.
• It emphasizes the concept of grace and favor.
Phrase: divine present
Examples:
• “The nascence of the child was viewed as a divine present.”
• “Numerous perceive the opportunity as a divine present.”
• “The existence of a divine present is believed to be real by the congregation.”
• “The priest considers faith as a divine present.”
• “The survivor admitted the rescue as a divine present.”
by Dmitrio January 24, 2025
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