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Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.
"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"
by abolishme January 11, 2016
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Pound Sand

To order someone to go away or "get lost." This is a widely used term that has no vulgar connotations.
One friend told another to pound sand when he questioned the veracity of the Old English Dictionary.
by relished January 18, 2011
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pound sand up your ass

A common expression in the Army during the 70's & 80's.
A phrase used by equals to tell each other off, used by superiors to shut up subordinates.
A method of dismissing a stupid person.
The only possible use when you find yourself with a stick,
a funnel, some lube and a bag of sand.
A polite way to say fuck off.
Worker: "Hey boss, why don't we shut this job done and call
it a day, I'm tired."
Boss: " How can you be tired? You haven't done a damn thing all day. Maybe you should stay home tomorrow and pound sand up your ass!"
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
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Pound Hole

This stage of sex is above what is commonly known as "rough sex". This type of sex involves a repeated explosive trusts into a woman's vagina, with your penis or any object for that matter. While you are "pounding hole" the woman may scream, moan, cry, bleed, shit, piss, pull a hammy, slip a disk in her back, become pregnant, have difficulty walking the next day, go blind, beg for mercy, being to prey, and in more severe cases, die.
Last night we heard Butter's pounding some major hole.
Cameron doesn't pound much hole these days.
Kyle pounds hole for a living
Steve doesn't pound hole, he makes love.
Joe is a virgin, he doesn't know nothing about pounding hole.
Man, in JR's younger day's he pounding hole twice a day 8 days a week, he's a real pimp.
Zak pounds some really strange hole.
Barney is a dangerous hole pounder.
by 105D =) May 26, 2009
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pound syndrome

'Pound syndrome' is the act of a male performing sexual favors so well, that when the sex is done, the female literally acts obsesssed and/or addicted to him and his male unit.
"After he gave his girlfriend the 'pound syndrome', she would not stop calling him for hours."
by cdubb420 January 10, 2016
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pound mochi

1. To pound mochi rice with a wooden mallet repeatedly until its beaten into a gooey paste. Usually done around new years for the new years feast on the first.

2. To get laid. To pound the poozle. (Hawaiian pidgeon of Japanese immigrant origin)
1. Hiroshi keeps an old hollowed out stump in the shed to pound the mochi around oshougatsu.

2. Ay boss, my wife stay home today, I go home lunch time and pound some mochi.
by wheaty June 22, 2005
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pound sand

My brother told me to go mow the lawn. I remarked "pound sand!"
by "J" January 1, 2009
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