Poon

A jerk, putz or schmuck, but literally a smelly unwashed vagina.

Damn that guy is a real poon. Look at him riding his bike on the sidewalk and he almost ran over that little girl. Such a poon why can't he ride it on the street with the cars like a real man?

by bug_jones July 30, 2010

Poon

Poon: Someone who is a poon, is someone that likes to get pooned. To be pooned is to be drunk and out of control. More info at www.poonroom.com

You are such a poon! You have been pooned everyday this week.

by Steve October 31, 2004

poon

kill: often used while playing halo or other various games of the sort. also in games of competitive nature such as football and wrestling.

1. i'll poon you, you noob

2.we'll poon those noobs

by Cole January 20, 2005

Poon

Verb

To utterly own something, someone. The point of no return, a level up from pwn.

Past Tense: Poon'd
Future Tense: I will poon

The chain of ownage:
Poon > Pwn > Own

Person1: Hey man whats up?
Person2: You fucking faggot get the fuck out and die.
Person1: Insecure much?
Person2: ...
Person1: Poon'd!

by Jake ARE March 17, 2007

poon

a pussy,sissy,ranker and/or fag

Luis M Guzman Jr from Las Vegas Nevada is the gayest poon in our school.

by casperlv702 September 9, 2003

poon

A young female which is probably underage, which older males are attracted to.

Dude1: Hey, chick out that girl, she is a proper poon!
Dude2: Woah, no way dude! I aint touching that!

by charlesx2 July 6, 2011

poon

Action of hitting object.

Verb

I pooned him in the face. <dicovered accidentually while playing Enter the Matrix>

by Steven Hollingshead October 20, 2003