josh pickus

Def 1.: The Hotest, Sexiest Beast ever to live on the planet. Def 2.: Josh pickus has a M4a1 Carbine which he will use to fend off the zombie rebellion in 2012.

Josh Pickus" You zombies better get back to your zombie planet before i blast you to kingdom come with my M4A1 Carbine* Josh has two girls in his arms*

Zombie" Your right we should have listened to you because of your epic sexy body"

by Josh Pickus lover May 2, 2010

sergei pick up line

It is basically a really bad pick up line, mostly used by desperate weirdos in an attempt to pick up girls. They are usually taken off of google and copied and pasted into a girl's inbox.

*Phone vibrates*
Text message reads: "I think that you are quite resourceful, intelligent, and wise. Your outer beauty bring out the good will of your soul".

"Wow, Josh is totally using a Sergei pick up line".

by Catlover2312 May 31, 2015

Pick-up artist

Someone who uses a variety of underhand tactics to try and get laid because, having serious problems with misogyny, a roaring inadequacy complex, a deeply warped image of what constitutes being a worthy person, have never developed a healthy way of interacting with the other sex and seem to believe that the only way to get laid is to beat the other person into submission or trick them, they believe that this is somehow a reasonable way to behave.

By and large, so-called PUAs are inexperienced people talking scarily ignorant shit at each other to try and appear more experienced than they are, or have some degree of success - if it can be called that - which amounts to having sex with a string of women as ill, sociopathic and/or desperate as they are, or ones who are too stupid to realise what a scary manipulative misogynist the person edging ever-closer to them is.

In other words: they have the amount of sex they would otherwise have if they were just perfectly honest about their ends, minus all the people they've scared off by being clearly desperate and/or not very well in the head.

Pick-up artists: the ironically named group who, as soon as any woman with an ounce of sense or sanity gets anywhere near them, will be dropped by them.

by bald_rick October 30, 2011

pick up

To meet someone, usually at a bar or party, and persuade them to leave with you in order to have sex. Used for in-person encounters, as opposed to hookup, which can also be used for internet meetings for sex.

Did you pick up last night?
No, man, I was there till the lights went on.

by Roody September 14, 2005

pick up line

A one-line come on that can sometimes be effective, but usually comes off as cheesy and stupid.

A few examples of pick-up lines are:
"I'm gonna stick my tongue so far down your esophagus, you're gonna need CPR."
"I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?"
"Did your dad have sex with a carrot? 'Cause you've got great eyes."
"You look flustered! You should lay down on me."

by Katy December 25, 2003

Junior Pick-Up

When Junior boys take advantage of the new Freshman. They usually do it because they're easy but sometimes because they can't get any. Also, who doesn't like a good virgin?

"Did you see the new freshman, Violet? She is totally going to get with that Junior guy, Brian! Don't you hate Junior Pick-Up?"

by Andrew Gibbster July 10, 2007

PICK UP

to pick up, to buy drugs.

u pickin up a tens off bill?

by pro-nun-see-A-shun October 18, 2003