pilf

polly pocket princess i'd like to fuck
- a short and cute girl with whom you would like to engage in sexual relations

that midget in the bikini is hot, i think she's a pilf.

by J. Powell April 19, 2006

Pilfer

To have sex with someone's father. The object of the "pilfering" would be the son or daughter who incurred the act, and any siblings who subsequently learned of it would be unintentionally "pilfered" as well.

Evan pilfered Jacob and showed us the pics. Jacob's dad is a top; who knew?

by Dadslammer12 August 8, 2009

Pelfie

A selfie taken with (preferably refrigerated) pasta.

Dude I totally took a pelfie last night.

by PastaLover November 27, 2014

pilf

Pensioner I'd like to fuck

Have you been down the WI today? Blimey! Have I?! There's loads of Pilf!

by Andrew Broadhurst & Jasmin September 10, 2007

Pilfer

Not a word.

Tim: Pilfer IS a word!
Me: No it's not.

by Shifty Chele Shock March 6, 2009

PILF

refers to a patient in which one would like to encounter, specifically, in a sexual manner.

"Dude, did you see Dr. Jones' patient? I would love to conduct a physical assessment on her. She's a total PILF."

by ChrisD. December 16, 2007

Pilfaxeraged

to grab fax items not of your own, especially habitually

Jackie's fax never arrived Mike pilfaxeraged it with his stuff last Tuesday

by coachk1 January 5, 2011