lol-patrol

lol-patrol means almost the same as "lolpatrol". But the patrol is NOT a weird patrol, it's a patrol you lol at.

<Blade X> Omg those kids over there are such a lol-patrol
<lallnubben> haha, let's LOL at them

by Lolpatrolinspektøren December 6, 2006

Thot Patrol

A Squad of highly trained homies who are experienced in dealing with the art of Thottery.

They came to exterminate all Thots so no nibba has to sob during Sad Nigga Hours

Thot 1: My Hoe! the Thot Patrol is around the block
Thot 2: Oh Shit! They came to exterminate us

by AnimeWaffle November 10, 2017

honky patrol

the police or a form of government

Ohh no! Its the honky patrol! Lets get outta here.

by Dom Mascarella July 17, 2006

Patrol Munchies

The extreme amount of munchies you get after conducting a long a gruesome patrol in the mountains of Afghanistan. It's almost as equal as the munchies you get after smoking pot.

Dude, I'm goin to the chow hall to eat everything they've got, I've got a bad case of the patrol munchies!

by rodlikestoparty January 17, 2010

boobie patrol

the act of searching for a strip club (there must be at least 2 people in a patrol squad if there is only one person then it is a boobie sentry)

My friends and I had just eaten and decided to go on boobie patrol to spend the rest of our night.

by T he Mike F January 11, 2008

Troll Patrollers

Security guards at a high end club or lounge mainly there as a barrier to keep ugly girls out of the venue.

See the guys at the front they are totally Troll Patrollers they just turned away a bunch of snooki wannabes!!!

by Vegaspantyparty September 2, 2012

Shard Patrol

The act of searching every last cubic millimeter for a microscopic amount of jib in any area where crystal meth has been smoked.
A Shard Hunter.

(1) Wheres Danny? Hes in the garage on Shard Partol!

(2) Wow it must be so Hurtt!! Every time they get high they go on Shard Patrol

by J-j-jibby Jonez June 15, 2011