Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020

Pandemic Brain

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.

A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain

by Yung Doink October 12, 2020

pandemic

a "pandemic" is someone who falls under the ace spectrum towards the grey-ace side but they need a strong friendship before romantic feelings, but their romantic feelings can be for any gender and/or simply because of personality!

This is actually a pun for people who are Panromantic Demisexual!

A: Jess is identifying as a pandemic now!

b: A PANDEMIC???? LIKE THE SPANISH FLU???

a: No, they're panromantic demisexual!

by k0at October 18, 2020

pandemic pete

The Governor of Nebraska

Pandemic Pete Ricketts.

I don't wear a mask Because my Governor Pandemic Pete doesn't think it's necessary.

by ImpalaPhil December 4, 2020

pandemic resolution

something that are going to accomplish during the next pandemic shutdown

My desktop is just loaded with files. That will be a good pandemic resolution, I will be sure to clean them up during when I'm trapped at home for 3 months again.

by Sister Wives July 22, 2021

Pandemic

The government officials telling everyone we need to get serious about the pandemic really mean they need to get serious about it. Not taking the coronavirus seriously has nothing to do with being a serious person or not being a serious person.

Don't let anybody tell you that you're not serious because you don't take the pandemic or the rules/mandates/laws seriously, even if they're a government official.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Pandemic

The pandemic is nowhere near unbearable, so if it lasts longer because of people not getting vaccinated, it lasts longer. It's already lasted over a year, nobody that hasn't gotten a vaccine is in a hurry.

There is nothing unbearable about the pandemic. It is a pestilence perpetuated by pests, that's about it.

by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021