glacial pace

'At a glacial pace' means 'very slowly'.

Unfortunately, studies of moral judgment move at a glacial pace relative to the speed of neural processing.

by Thaumazo83 September 22, 2013

got the pancakes

(verb): Got the raw end of a deal.
Named after the infamous legal battle between Theodore and Garfield Rosenfeld when their father made them choose between two undisclosed keys as their inheritance. One key was to a safety deposit box containing his fortune while the other was to a large vault filled with freshly baked pancakes. Theodore (who drew the key to the locker) eventually sued Garfield for a quarter of the fortune.

"Frank broke his leg right after he was drafted to the NFL. He really got the pancakes on that one."

by RandomHistorian187 June 12, 2013

Pancake Pudding

The act of ejaculating in your hand and smacking someone across the face with it.

me: Hey babe you want some pancakes for breakfast?
babe: yes!! :D hehe
me: Pancake Pudding bitch!!!

by 1mind September 22, 2010

bad pancake

Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.

Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."
Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."

by DoomedfromtheStart00 July 3, 2017

Pacer

A torturous P.E. activity which involves running around with other morons to bad music.

Damn! We're doing the Pacer AGAIN?!

by Chickee July 6, 2005

Pacer Shuffle

A group of gay men trying to have a anal gangbang in the back of a small car.

Dude, I was walking down the street the other day and I passed by a "Pacer Shuffle" in front of Jim's house.

by assblasterrr September 29, 2010

Pacetti

A game, often played via email, in which the object is to obscure the meaning of simple written ideas with the use of arcane and inscrutable, but artful, prose.

I got another Pacetti email. It took me almost four minutes to figure out that it was saying he likes the McSweeney's article on sea turtles.

by SaltMaster4000 July 29, 2011