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Oregon Slap Jack 

When you are receiving a blowjob and whip out your dick to start slapping your girlfriend in the face as fast as possible, making a sound like you are flipping flap jacks.
Bro, my girfriend was giving me a blowy last night and I just started doing the Oregon Slap Jack on her for no reason.

Thats phenomenal bro.
Oregon Slap Jack by BigGayScoob March 19, 2016

Oregon Tan 

Having an ass so white it reflects the sun on to power solar panels.
Damn, I've heard of a white ass, but she got an Oregon Tan.
Oregon Tan by Donkey Dude 23 December 6, 2016

oregon masturbator 

Infamous public masturbator in Oregon.
Magbots is the Oregon masturbator.

Oregon half-squatch 

when a lady has a shaved vagina but hairy armpits
dang, Willow, nice Oregon half-squatch.

Oregon logging truck 

Passing a poop or turd from one butthole to another butthole
Samantha gave me the “Oregon logging trucklast night.

Oregon tuxedo 

The combination of jeans, a button-up shirt, and a blazer. Similar to a Canadian tuxedo, accept when you wear it you look less like a bumpkin & slightly more sophisticated. The Oregon tuxedo is a classy-casual look (or smart-casual), not good enough for a black tie occasion, but it is good enough for many job interviews, giving speeches, almost any restaurant, certain business dealings, and many other occasions.
Some say the Oregon Tuxedo is a look made popular by former Oregon Governor John Kitzhaber.