wood rail

a girl that you would rail (fuck ruthlessly)

damn that girl is a wood rail

by trevor March 9, 2003

Licking Railings

Giving head.

You are in two minds
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings

by Miles Pentax March 22, 2010

black rail

when an unsuspecting white sorority girl gets dicked by a black frat bro

Vivian: "Girl, didn't he take a picture of her naked and use it to blackmail her for more sex?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, first the blackmail, then the black rail!"

by Im A Beast September 5, 2021

rails hard

Likes to get fucked hardcore.

Bryan McGill

Wow that girl liked getting fucked so hard last night, she rails hard bro

by Just_do_it_bry July 1, 2016

clapper rail

1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.

1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.

2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.

by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014

Haggis Rail

A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.

Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.

by Scumwaffle September 30, 2010

Rail Fail

Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.

A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.

I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.

I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020