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ordering octopus at a tapas bar

Thinking you are going to win at fantasy football but getting schooled by someone who knows nothing about the sport.
Eric got destroyed in fantasy football. It's like he is ordering octopus at a tapas bar.
by cockodoo September 8, 2010
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Squealing Octopus

When a female; or a group of females, pours ink into the crevise of their vagina and proceeds to queef as the Ink sprays out in orderly fashion. (Plural: Squealing Octopussy)
Damn ma, I want you to do that squealing octopus all over my anus!
by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015
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Norwegian octopus slayer

Someone that will take your bitch and doesn't give two fucks and they will slay your bitch ass in a fight and then fuck your girl long dick style
Damn dude you hear about jimmy kid I hear he's a total Norwegian octopus slayer
by Ryan Shepard January 21, 2017
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Summon the Octopus

The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.
"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"
by bjbroderick February 28, 2009
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octopussy

8 extremely desperate women having extreme intimacy with a single cock. Being able to finesse 8 girls from behind on a single bed. Mostly a college thing unless your a high school starting QB. All around great time
“ Bruh I’m finna get some octopussy tonight after the game “ - Studs
by the beezo May 6, 2018
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octopussy

How did that chick crank out eight more kids?

Fertility drugs and because she has an octopussy.
by Lt. Dingo April 14, 2009
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octopus

\`oc 'to`pus\ n. An eight-tentacled sea creature, belonging to the mollusk family. Uses suction cups on the underside of its tentacles to crawl around and grip prey. Has a soft shell. When frightened, squirts black ink and darts away quickly. When angered, skin flushes with pigments which turn it a reddish color. Color of octopus sometimes depends on surroundings.
I was scubadiving off the coast of Florida, and ran into an octopus, who became startled and clouded the water with its ink.
by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005
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