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Optioned

The past tense for the word option. A word used by uncultured swine instead of opted.
Gio said, “I optioned not to do the survey about contracting numerous STI’s”
by AndreoliGiovoli December 23, 2019
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optiony

When you have more than one option

A situation having many choices
Rob used the word optiony in a meeting and no one understood what he was talking about.
by Mike1000000 July 5, 2020
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Optioncide

To buy a “call” or “put” option in a stock that is heavily manipulated by a hedge fund manager, only to be pushed out of the money on expiration date by that exact hedge fund manager.

Usually, the hedge fund manager will sell you those covered “calls” or “puts” options, collecting the premium (your money), and then driving the price either up or down, to walk away with your premium & their stocks (since they are covered options).
Yo, I bought some options on XYZ stock, I was in the money but it dropped out of the money a day before expiration. I think the fund managers want me to loose. Every week they commit optioncide, murdering these options.
by Optioncide April 27, 2021
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Oatson

Beyond extraordinary, the best guy in writing lyrics
Eminem is an Oatson in the rap game
by Bleedem November 23, 2021
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Option 14

When you have sex and roll up the used condom afterwards and put it in a ziplock bag, so the next day you can take out the condom, drink your own cum from inside and lick the pussy juice from the outside.
Hey, I am going to take this chick home and do an Option 14.
by Ingonish March 28, 2022
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Blimp Option

A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.
Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?

Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.
by Voot Cruiser March 6, 2010
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stalk options

your hot/interesting friends on facebook that are enjoyable to stalk when you are bored.
Guy1: Dude, you are friends with some bitties!

Guy2: Yeah, they are my stalk options.
by pigma dengar June 16, 2010
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