How much nut could a nutter butter nut if a nutter butter could but nut?

General phrase to grab attention

Hey! How much nut could a nutter butter nut if a nutter butter could but nut?

Shut up Richard.

by Drugs are bad for you February 1, 2017

Nuttercut

when u or someone else upper cut some guy in the testicles

he just got nuttercut, oh and hes crying

by HAha owned like a bitch November 1, 2009

Nutterfly Kisses

Fluttering of and or the very light touch of one’s testicles on someone's skin so lightly they feel a tickling sensation.

Wanna experiment with something I learned on Urban Dictionary today?!
Sure...
Sweet! I can't wait for you to feel my Nutterfly Kisses!

by High Priest of Rock November 8, 2014

Fluffer Nutter

A sandwich made using Peanut Butter and Marshmallow Creme Fluff. Hence the name. Seems to be very popular in the New England states but is known throughout the country. "Fluffernutter" is a registered trademark of Durkee-Mower Inc., the maker of "Marshmallow Fluff" brand marshmallow creme. Kids also love their parents more for packing these in their school lunches instead of Peanut Butter and Jelly.

Son: "Hey Mom, my lunch has PB&J and that sucks. Why didn't I get a Fluffer Nutter like my sister?"
Mother: "Because I like her better so she gets the better sandwich!"
Daughter: "Cool! Fluffer Nutters rock!! And so do you, Mom!"

by Therendy July 16, 2007

Right - Nutter

Someone flamboyantly unbalanced or wildly eccentric. Mad hatter
A loon

Ruskin's was a right nutter.

by coldsloth June 10, 2004

Nester

Every womans dream an absolute player that doesnt give a damn. If he invites you back to his nest, he will definitely fertilize your eggs.

“Oh yeah dude I heard she got nestered last night.”

by UNC :) March 2, 2019

Butter Nutter

Having thick, yellow-ish, unhealthy jizz.

My boyfriend gave me a nasty facial last night and his jizz was all yellow and gross." "He's obviously a Butter Nutter.

by CottonNuts123 March 23, 2011