Nuclear Nachos

Nuked Nachos made in the good Ol' microwave with lots of cheddar cheese. There not regular nachos with whimpy pre-sliced cheese and only a little dab of sour cream. Where talking about NUCLEAR man.... like this is the stuff war veterans eat. Hard core to the bone

Yo Vinny! "yeah?" I made you some homemade nuclear nachos better than that Italian spaghetti shit.
Vinny" ey! wait.. these nachos are the shit dude. simply delizioso" CIAO BELLA

by Manon Mondragon August 12, 2011

nuclear warming

A bizarre, nonsensical term, used as a prelude to an insanity defense

"The biggest problem we have in the whole world — it's not global warming, it's nuclear warming, and all it takes is one madman and you're gonna have a problem the likes of which the world has never seen."

by ParkerBic April 13, 2023

nuclear fuck

When you have sec after being expose to nuclear radiation causing your cum to glow in the dark

A nuclear fuck is

After the war I banged a girl and she became irradiated with glowing baby batter

by UC DANK MEME 420 August 20, 2017

Nuclear Sunset

A nuclear sunset is the first thing that is seen after a nuclear bomb explodes. The sky will resemble that of a gorgeous, golden sunset like that of a not yet completed sundown. Immediately the orange light from the blast will protrude the sky and blot out all light from the sun. This can happen at any hour of the day and even at night and still look all the same; this is because no matter what amount of light is present in the sky, the blast from the nuke will outshine anything mankind has ever seen. Anyone who sees a nuclear sunset never sees anything again, or it was simply the last thing in life they see before their death which would follow in the moments to come. Truly a sight to behold, but also one too costly

The man watched as the afternoon sky went from blue to gold as the nuclear sunset took effect... This was the last thing the man ever saw

by Lord Pain May 12, 2021

Nuclear Tampon

A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.

More people died of the seeping radiaton then that of the Hiroshima Bomb.

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

nuclear diahrea

Diahrea that creates a sort of diahrea vapour and condenses on your asscheek and up the toilet bowl, causing you to wipe your ass cheeks and clean the toilet.

It took me 20 minutes to clean off my ass from that nuclear diahrea

by Tombski August 10, 2005

nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.

"Dude, I had such good sex last night I made a nuclear cumsplosion."

by Tecthe (@EagleCheesecake) December 2, 2016