Douche Nozzle

A word Defining a real special kinda person...you know the kind that never shuts the fuck up and always whines about silly shit....it adds insult to injury...when the normal douche just won't do the job...you refer to a person as a Douche nozzle!! Implying that they themselves clean dirty Vaginas!!! XD ahahaa!!

That Bradley Hodges is being extra Douchey today...man he is being a real Douche Nozzle!! lolololol!!!

by ebower November 30, 2011

Douche Nozzle

Being such a douche bag that you are actually compared to the end inserted into one ass.

Ya know he is seriously a douche nozzle

by Fat man walkin May 25, 2009

douche-nozzle

The person you see walking down the street sporting a hot girlfriend who is way out of his league. The fact that he is porking her makes him a douche-nozzle.

Shannon Elizabeth's (Nadia from American Pie)husband Joe Reitman is a douche-nozzle.

by Rick C. May 13, 2005

douche nozzle

a universal word used in the event that you forget the actual word or just don't want to use it.

Q:What is the soup of the day?
A:Douche nozzle
Q:Do you like the new guy at work?
A:No. He is a huge douche nozzle
Q:What kind of dog is that?
A:It is a douche nozzle.
Q:Where would you like to sit?
A:On the douche nozzle!

by Sara Gallagher January 9, 2008

Nozzle Trap

another name for a vagina

yo soft dogg, that girl has a musty nozzle trap, i wouldn't hit that with your dick

by thejuggernautbitch March 29, 2009

douche nozzle

the douche equivalent to "ass hole"

Hey, asshole!
-OR-
Hey, Douche Nozzle!!!!!

by michael December 9, 2003

dink nozzle

the word dink nozzle simply is another word for fucking idiot, or moron.

Dude, why are you being such a fucking dink nozzle?

by tailagalloway March 29, 2008