Cougar Noodler

Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.

One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.

I know you fucked my mom you damn cougar noodler!

by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010

Urban Noodle

Urban noodling is fearlessly sticking ones hand (and possibly entire arm) into a crevice of some type in an urban environment. This urban sport is a modification of "Catfish Noodling", where one attempts to handfish for catfish that are hiding in cracks and crevices along the bank of a river.

Hope a rat doesn't chew my finger off, because I'm about to urban noodle this crack in the wall!

by wallyTour February 3, 2010

Singapore Noodle

The sexual act of having sex with three women who all oiled up in the same bed.

Dude! I set myself up for a singapore noodle with my girl and two of her friends next Friday.

by OzarkWhitmore December 14, 2011

abuse your noodle

masterbate.

man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

noodle whiplash

When you are eating noodles or spaghetti and when you're sucking up the noodle and it hits your face

I was having Chinese noodles for dinner when I god noodle whiplash

by Ace304 July 29, 2011

nooble

A product that aims at evoking a particular but elusive sensory experience, wanted by all, known by few. (Contrary to previous definitions, "nooble" has nothing to do with the word "noob" and is not a sexual activity or practice.)

—"Excuse me, I'd like the noobles soup, please."
"Don't you mean 'noodle'"?
—"No. Noobles. Happiness = nooble."
"Okay. That'll be $4.95."

by Sexicographer June 27, 2013

Noodle

1. A type of food made from wheat, rice, or something else idk
2. A nickname for a guys dick

3. A member of the band Gorillaz
4. Negative name for a skinny person

1. I ate some Pad-Thai last night, and the noodles were good!
2. Dude, my noodle hurts after railing that girl last night.
3. Noodle can be heat singing in the song 19-2000.

4. Hey Noodle! Go eat something!

by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 February 9, 2021